I wish people would stop stealing my life, so I can at least get a chance to...– Me.
Women always moan about men wanting their...
Grow some balls. My boyfriend is currently downstairs making me a fucking cheesy buttery. Like he should, cos he’s my bitch.
How the Hell
am I meant to let out anger and all that utter shit safely? I sure as hell can’t openly post about what/who is pissing me off without ever causing some fucking unnecessary drama, I can’t even talk to anyone about what’s pissing me off, for the same reason, and I’m not fucking dumb enough to harm myself or others physically. So how the fuck am I meant to deal with stress...
I like sticking little signs through my nosering
so I can have cartoon smiley faces and mustaches…
That awkward moment
When your lesbian thread thinks penises are prettier than you do. She still agrees that vaginas are ugly though, wtf?
Anonymous asked: Do you often wear your hair spiked up? I like spiky hair. It's cool
You people need to please poke more questions at...
My askbox feels lonely..
I Like Stealing These
What was the first thing you did this morning? Woke up. What is your favorite cereal? Coco pops. Would you rather marry a millionaire that is unfaithful or middle class worker that only has eyes for you? Middle class worker. Would you rather have a job that requires strength of the body or the mind? Mind. How old were you when you had your first kiss? 9. If you were the opposite sex...
Brainfarts from Philosophy
Pretty interesting one actually. My friend Craig and I were discussing Telepathy, and a few theories behind it. It was a pretty fun conversation, which lead to this massive brainfart: *Warning; this may be long and very boring, stay with me here. I am not saying this is a theory that is my own, I just want to share my thoughts* Telepathy and Telekinesis, to an extent have been proven to exist....
You’ve surpassed gorgeous. You’re fucking beautiful.
Most of the fetishists are strongly attracted to the glamorous aspect of smoking...– Capnolagnia
It's 2am, the time I get all lovey-dovey and shit.
So I’m making a list of the little shit that makes life amazing. The feeling of skin-on-skin contact The warmth of someone breathing on your neck Smell of roses freshly cut and fed Smell of a new book Smell of the duvet cover straight out the dryer The look in a persons eyes when you know they care The first chuckle at a joke you told Snail trails on the path Sitting on a wall, by...
I don’t even know what to post.
Lady Gaga is my idol.