You are horrific looking.
Cool.
Y’know not to look at me then ;D
May 2011
IF YOU LEAVE ME NOW, YOU TAKE AWAY THE BIGGEST PART OF ME
OOOOOOOOOH NO BABY PLEASE DON’T GO
lol
Dan’s a woman who loves old ladies.
I'm tired of being really lonely ):
All I want is to fall asleep all snuggled up with someone who loves me.
Where they whisper in my ear that they love me.
And mean it.
Then the world will be alright again.
I don't care what others think. A guy with longer hair is much ore attractive than a guy with short hair.
Unless he suits really short hair, like having his head shaved.
but nooo it's good shouting (: just not the right time yeeeet.
Shouting is the best <3
Pls, it’s always the right time.
i love the origami penguin. you shall teach me one day! :3
My sister gave me Origami Post-it Notes for Christmas :3
They’re awesome, and I love making tiny little pianos and pretending to play them, cos I’m hardcore :’D
"A real woman has curves"
really? last time I checked a real woman has a vagina.
A working one.
I want to punch you in the fucking face :3
Then kiss it all better.
Goddamn.
I hate when people make me miss sex.
Not even whore, I just miss it with that one person. Hnng.
"i thought that said ‘origami penis’."
OGOD
I just snorted I laughed so hard :’D
I WANT A PENGUIN. hand me a penguin and i'll be happy. :3
I can’t HAND you one but I can make origami ones! :D
I love how I did my first ever photography commission back in April.
I took 1793 photos that weekend.
They’re still sorting through them.
you're sexy.
you told me to tell you.
<3
I really dont get them much either(questions on here)
Sucks right ):
I can understand I suppose, nothing really to as when people blog like everything :P
Please feed me lots of questions into my little askbox.
I barely get any. ):
I swear, minus the obsessive cleaning, I'm becoming more and more like Monica from Friends every day.
I’m marriage crazy, beginning to want babies, and the one who thinks she’ll never get either of those.
Summing up my life right now;
If I answer you with anything except from ‘smeh’ if you ask me how I’m doing, I’m lying.
Yeah, yeah, we all know what’s happened to Jennii recently, but please, I don’t want sympathy, I don’t want you to hate him, I don’t to be told how much of a ‘dick’, ‘prick’, ‘fucker’, ‘bastard’ or whatever you think he is. If you wish to insult hi, please, tell him, not me. Telling me that I should hate a person is not going to make me do so.
Likewise to you, sir. Just telling me to move on isn’t going to make me go any faster, either. It’s been two fucking years, dammit, I should be allowed to have my own feelings about this. Yes, I still love you, miss you, care about you. So? After two years of being in love with you, missing when you’re not around, and caring about you, you expect me to just be over you within a couple weeks? Fuck off! This is difficult for me, I genuinely thought this could’ve lasted.
Apart from all that, I’m just not too big on going out in general. I’m still getting used to being single, and I’d rather not go to places where guys are trying to chat e up because all they want is sex. That’s not what I want, and if any guy admits that’s all he’s after to me, so help him. It’s also very tempting, but I don’t want to get drunk all the time. There’s still an extremely embarrassing night which I don’t remember from the last time I had just become single again then gotten drunk, I don’t want that repeated.
Anyway, enough of all the emo shite. I just need my bros to hang out right now, as chilling with them is what’s cheering me up right now. :3
That awkward moment when people you don't even know and who don't follow you reblog your personal shit.
I mean, how did you even find my tumblr?!
You can't just not miss someone when you've been that close to them for so long..
;_;
those days where you want to say in bed and hope he appears and crawls in beside you
Stolen, because oh-so-true.
That feel
When you find something you had almost forgotten about, read it, knowing it’s going to completely crush you, and realise just how shit a person you are.
I’m meant to be getting happier, why the fuck am I making myself more depressed?
Oh wait, I remember why.
I’minlove.
We both want the same thing..
Why not just have it together then?! D:
Man..
You’ve changed so much since you started hanging around with him. We were perfectly normal, fine and happy until he came along, and then you started changing the way you acted. It’s not just me that’s noticed it either. It’s other people, too.
I still love you and regret what’s happened, but it’s partially your fault, because of how you changed.
I guess I was right to be wary of you two hanging out, because look at what’s happened now. You’re turning into the person I first met over 3 years ago, not the person I fell in love with 2 years ago.
this whole thing keeps getting worse.
I need to stop being so emo on tumblr.
Fuck it. All you people who’ve had an almost 2 year relationship go down the shitter will understand. All who haven’t and are bored/annoyed of my whining; fuck you.
I'm more worried
because I’m actually able to laugh. I feel terrible and like death on the inside, but I just had a giggle-fit over something really stupid.
I think I’m broken now.
Instead of ripping EVERYTHING from Unpopular Opinions, I'm making this it's own post;
I like giving blow jobs.
Not even slut, have only performed sexual acts on 2 people. Ever.
Dear God;
I thought we were bros.
Y u no let Rapture happen?
You could’ve laughed at me looting like a madman!
Also, whatever you’re playing at, stop it. Let me be happy. I’ll zap you, or kill a baby if you don’t!
