August 2011
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I want to cuddle you. Right now. Spoon you. Not...
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no-this-is-brodie replied to your post: no-this-is-brodie replied to your post: My life >…
U mad?
Niqqa pls, I’m as happy as a porcupine’s hiccup :3
no-this-is-brodie replied to your post: My life > your life.
That was so hilarious I forgot to laugh.
>Implying it’s not a post of how joyously happy and awesome I am feeling right now, pls
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My life > your life.
Yeah. Be jelly.
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First day of college today, wooo!
Hopefully I won’t be too much of a failure. S’pretty easy to get around, and I remember where my class is, so I should be fine. I just never know what to wear :’D
I also hope I don’t have to walk Bobble so that I can go and meet Dan afterwards. Great thing about having a boyfriend living so close to campus.
I just can’t wait until winter when it’s all cold...
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b00mblastruin replied to your photo: Fuck you Pete. Fuck you. :’D Dan’s hilarious. We… Oh i’m an evil cunt.
Douchenozzle ;_;
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askkk. →
ruhrohashley:
Tell me the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now?
What on your body is hurting or bothering you?
What was your last thought before going to bed last night?
What are you listening to?
What’s something you’re not looking forward to?
Where do you think your best friend is right now?
Have you kissed anybody in the last 5 days?
Sex on the first date?
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Yeah, I want sex. Right now. Where are you?
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Seen posts this morning about people feeling sad...
I am seriously, the least sexy person to exist.
I legitimately have the same sex appeal as a carpet tile.
Sure, the package may be pretty, but I cannot act sexy to save myself. It’s like my mind is still this overly innocent virgin.
I don’t have any unique quirks or anything to even be sexy in an obscure way.
S’cool, I’ve still got my cute factor.
yearinyearout-:
alittleturbulence:
Ok is there a reason why all guys hate being called cute? Cos to me when a guy is cute, its basically like saying you’re really hot and you’re not cocky about it or something. But whenever i see a girl call a guy cute, he hates it. Whhyyyyy?
because you will never get action if you are cute What he said.
My boyfriend is fucking adorable and he gets plenty...
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Any boy who can sing all of 'Lying Is The Most Fun...
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This weekend, man. This weekend.
Friday was beautiful.
My best friend Shawny’s 19th birthday celebration, so naturally, I got as drunk as I possibly could. It was hilarious, minus the few people telling me ‘omg I saw Dean earlier, just so you know’. Cool. Don’t care, we’re being civil now? I don’t need to know his every whereabouts :’D
Me and my friend Robbie also made our ‘omg...
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